Filthy DVD Reviews wants to firebomb Filmco Studios. Today we had to deal with The Hairy Gang, one of the sorriest fucking excuses for pornography we've ever seen.

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Scene 1 features a fat fugly Latina lookin’ bitch with one of the doughiest, hairiest snatches you've ever seen. This chick doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, so consequently her dude has to like push his dick in her with his hand 90% of the time. This is some seriously sad shit. This cunt just lays there like she’s a fucking corpse most of the time. I came seriously close to putting my boot through the fucking TV screen.

The slut in scene 2 is actually good looking, in that dirty porn whore sort of way, but the dude she fucks is old enough to be her fucking grandfather. She rides his white dick out by the spa, getting this old fuck off pretty good, and in the end his sticky cum dangles off her fucking lips.

In scene 3 it’s interracial sex time, but the sex here is some of the most boring black-on-white fucking that we've seen in awhile. Neither one of them looks all that into it.

Now the last and final scene of this waste of goddamn fucking time takes the fucking cake. This red-headed bitch is old – I mean really old – and Dino Bravo comes in and sticks her all sorts of ways. This post menopausal MILF slut looks like a fucking man! Hats off to you, “Mr. Bravo” for even being able to keep a stiffy. I couldn't.

If anybody out there is looking to join me on my firebombing run of Filmco Studios, then let me know ASAP. We're gonna take care of that sorry fucking excuse for a production company this motherfucking weekend.

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