Legend Video and a teen DVD is what I got to enjoy today, albeit with conflicting emotions, in the form of Teen Land 7.

Watch Teen Land 7 teen DVD featuring Cytherea

Cytherea and her wicked sexy body is up first. Some motherfucker comes in and is lucky enough to have sex with her, but doesn’t manage to make her squirt -- which of course is what she’s known around the world for. The only thing this scene has going for it is its star. I can, and have, blown 3 loads just to stills of Cytherea.

Scene 2 starts off with Pussyman sticking his tongue up Cailey Taylor’s gorgeous ass, then Kyle Stone and Brain Surewood take it to Arianna Jollee. This bitch is hot, has a smoking hot body, and is so horny that she eventually lets these fuckers DP her. You're the bomb, Arianna Jollee.

Who's on 3^rd? It's Cherry Poppins and her big firm boobs. She sucks good, gets face fucked good, and Scott Lyons finishes up by blowing his load on her face. They don’t have vag sex, and Cherry doesn’t even get her clothes off. I got so pissed here that I was forced to take the rest of the day off just on GP. That is how high MY standards are.

4^th is Cailey Taylor, the amazingly hot Fallon Summers, and lucky mofo Billy Glide. They get their hot group sex on all over the place and it ain’t that good, but these two bitches are so fine that I could blow a couple of loads no matter what they do.

Last up is the notorious Lee Stone and cutie-pie/super slut Alex Rox. Lee delivers a solid whackable scene like he always does. He’s as consummate a professional as I would be in that situation.

I'm a bit torn over Teen Land 7. On the one hand I blew 7 solid jizz loads to it, but on the other hand, I can’t stand when hot pieces of barely legal ass aren’t thoroughly screwed to their utmost. I have no use for mediocrity.

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