Today we're reviewing two scenes from All About Ass 3, neither of which left us with such a great feeling.

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Dolly Golden is on first. She’s got a sweet round ass and big fake tits to go along with that aging face of hers. But let me say this: Dolly is one sensual piece of porn booty. She gives an amazing blowjob and slow-fucks a cock to absolute perfection. She’s no stranger to ass-to-mouth, and relishes in it whenever she can. Her scene is beautiful, and she cums twice -- with a dick up her ass. This scene is nothing short of perfection.

Scene 2 on the other hand is the complete contradiction of its predecessor. The lighting and sound are both real shitty, and even if they weren’t, you’d only be getting a more focused look at a shitty scene. Flick Shagwell is usually one of my favorite porn starlets, but she takes on Brandon Iron’s tool in one of the most dull scenes I've seen in awhile. This bitch just lays there and plays dead, and not to lay all the blame on her, Brandon Iron doesn’t seem all that into fucking her either. Even the editing is shitty! At one point, Brandon Iron opens up Flick’s gaping asshole for the camera but the film cuts to another shot before you can even could get a good look! WHAT THE FUCK??

If you’re running low on time then check out scene 1 of All About Ass 3.

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Acid Rain has delivered Oh That’s Tight, a short 3-scener that packs one hell-of-a motherfuckin’ punch.

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Blonde pornstar Alana Evans goes first. She gets her ass munched by the venerable Benjamin Brat, then she deep-throats his cock and licks his ass and chode. Ben then proceeds to stuff 3 fingers up her ass, followed by his dick, at the end giving her an anal orgasm.

2^nd is the Queen of Squirt herself, Cytheria. Aging porno stud, Alex Sanders gives her a solid all around dicking, making her spray her liquid a miraculous 7 times. Cytherea is pornography personified, and this scene is so fucking hot that we were forced to take the rest of the afternoon off.

We clocked back in around 9 in the evening and finished up Oh That’s Tight with Ted Hunter and this cute little porno slut named Jessie. She reminded me of a girl I used to bang in junior high, so I had a special affinity for this one. The fucking is decent, but I found myself reminiscing while I blew my loads. But what I have no patience for is sub-par production. Cellphones, power saws, and hammering can all be heard during this scene. What the fuck kinda bullshit is that?!?!

Oh That’s Tight does it fucking right as rain. I fired 7 loads to it, mostly ‘cause of that beautiful squirting bitch Cytherea. You are the shit, girl.

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Acid Rain ain’t fucking around today with Stack em’ Deep, a wicked raw-bangin’ 6-scene flick that’s sure to satisfy the sick fuck in you.

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Sexy and petite Lauren Phoenix gets her ass violated first. Benjamin Brat eats out her bunghole while she’s sucking off Mr. Pete, going so far as to stick his fingers up her ass and then have Lauren lick ‘em clean. Both these porn pros bypass her pussy and go straight for and up her asshole. Then this twisted little bitch even eats Ben’s ass out. And you know it’s coming…the double penetration (DP) is vicious. Bravo, scene 1.

Asian pornstar Lyla Lei then gets used and abused by Alex Sanders, who makes her bark like a dog before face fucking the shit out of her, making her gag so fucking much there ends up being spit and drool everywhere. Then Alex lubes up her asshole and goes to town. This bitch loves it, especially when he starts double-dipping. Solid, scene 2.

Ava Devine gets throttled third. Brian Surewood and Mr. Pete treat this aging MILF slut like the whore bag she is, slapping her big fake boobs all over the place and shoving their dicks up her ass as hard as she can take it. And pay careful attention when each of these dudes goes up her asshole; never have I seen a cock go so easily up a woman’s ass. Ava Devine, you are Princess Porn Whoreness of The Magical Slut Land. Nobody does it like you.

Ah Simone…Lee Stone gets to take it to this cute piece of ass. He slays her all over the room in all kinds of crazy positions, then drops his jizz all over her pretty face. Lucky motherfucker!

Scene 5 is a tad off putting. Emily DaVinci is a scary little white girl with a fucked up hair style and real stupid sounding voice. I couldn’t get past that, and almost wasn’t able to blow a load to her fucking.

And finally Ariana Jollee. Ms. Jollee is quickly becoming one of our favorite porn starlets, and scene 6 will show you why. She takes on two much older guys with all the porn style and grace that most young sluts lack. Her own fingers up her ass, squirting, double penetration; there ain’t nothing this sweet cunt can’t do.

Stack em’ Deep was a goddamn ray of fucking sunshine. We put in a solid days work to it, firing 8 glorious loads. Nothing more needs to be said.

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Visual Images is letting us get our anal sex on today with All About Ass 10, a phoned-in production that is as half-assed as they come.

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Goofy looking blonde pornstar Julie Night takes it up the pooper first. She warms her asshole up with a dildo, gets brutally face-fucked, then her dude goes straight to her ass. There are some decent gaping anal shots and at one point this lucky fuck even spits into her ass for some additional lube. You gotta do what ya gotta do, mang!

Ruby is up next. Darren James and his black monster cock go right up this bitches ass, but Ruby can’t take it very fast. She likes it slow, and keeps a running vibrator wand on her clit 90% of the time. This scene was a REAL...SLOW...FUCK...but I've always loved when a bitch tells her man how to do it. Rock the fuck on Ruby!

Skinny black/white-girl sounding Mandy Malone is third. Mark Wood gives it to her up her crapper and she loves it. She takes it as fast and hard as if it were going up her well-fucked pussy. I loved the way she squealed.

Last up is Austin O’Riley and her pornstar body. It’s Mark Wood’s turn again and after getting a nice blowjob he boards the A-train straight to heaven. He gives it to her hard and hits all the positions, but their scene was just lacking that certain something. Whatever.

This anal sex DVD will get the loads outta ya but is in no way a memorable flick. I've already forgotten its name, and I ain’t gonna scroll to the top of the page to find out what it is, nor am I gonna cast my eyes up the few degrees it would take to bring the box cover into my line of sight.

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Acid Rain this fine day is showering us with a good helping of the rough stuff with The Ole’ In & Out.

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Shayna Night and her small tits kick things off with a threesome with Chris Charming and Tyce Bune. Both of these porno pros choke the fuck out of this dirty little slut, then segue right into the hard finger fuck action, violating both her vaginal and anal canal. By this time, you know the double penetration (DP) action is coming, and it does so with authority. Shayna’s mom must be proud. Mine would be.

Trampy but good looking Miss Arroyo then gets her ass slayed by Lee Stone. He skips her pussy altogether, going right for the Hershey highway. He drills this bitch a new one that she ain’t ever gonna fucking recover from. Scene 2 is some relentless ass-fucking hardcore.

Goth looking bitch Renee Pornero then gets used and abused by Benjamin Brat and Chris Charming. After munching and rimming Ben’s ass, Renee gets DP’d and double dipped so many fucking times that I fell in love with her. This is a dirty bitch who doesn’t care where your dick’s been. That means a lot to me.

Tyla Wynn is that hot slut perfect pornstar looking type. Sascha comes in and slaps her face and tits around then makes her squeal like a pig when he shoves his cock up her ass. At one point, he even pulls her asshole apart so wide he could’ve fit his whole fucking arm up it. This hot slut even queefs twice in a row when Sascha lets his dick slip outta her ass, causing the director to say “awesome”, which in turn made me say “awesome”.

The Ole’ In & Out ain’t for the squeamish. The girls gets treated like little fuck dolls, and they're going to be walking funny for a month. I knows that my dick’s gonna indeed be sore for awhile from blowing the 6 rough loads I gave up to this flick.

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Filmco and its line of MILF DVD's have brought us the utter and complete waste of time titled Older & Anal 12, a sad chubby MILF movie that won’t keep you hard at-fucking-all.

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Scene 1 features Kelly Fire, a psycho redheaded MILF that’s so loud and crazy that the cock slinger that’s taking it to her is forced to stuff a sock in her dirty mouth at one point. This wide open cunt easily takes 4 fingers up her ass, and when she sits on her dude’s dick with her brown eye while shoving fingers in her pussy you get a great look at the kind of crazy, cock hungry bitch you should try and steer clear of. Unless you’re ME...which you aren’t.

A sad and saggy older blonde MILF is up 2^nd. She’s got a mushy body and gives the most unenthusiastic blowjob I've ever seen. Her young stud has to slow fuck her the entire time, and when he sticks it up her crapper the half-dead cunt barely makes a sound. She just lays there like a stinking corpse. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

A brunette MILF with big fat tits and a silly smile gets drilled last. The sex is boring, dull, and dark haired MILF doesn’t seem all that thrilled to be getting some dick handed to her.

Filmco, you’ve burned me before, and now you’ve done it again with this Older & Anal 12 bullshit. GET. YOUR. FUCKING. SHIT. TOGETHER!!!!!!!

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Visual Images today gave me some delicious Asian porn that I love oh so damn much. Luv Dat Asian Azz 2 is a solid film with some serious Asian freaks getting seriously anal fucked.

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Bamboo and her slanted snatch take a serious dicking from Xavier Wray and his big cock first. This bitch is a ho for sho! I can tell by the way she stuck a few fingers up her own ass while her pussy was being eaten. And after the 3^rd time Xavier’s dick goes up Bamboo’s ass she farts all over it. What a fucking whore. I love ya baby.

Ava Devine takes the dick stick second. This train-wreck-of-a-bitch is getting a little older now, and the whole time she was fucking Shane Diesel’s big black dick she never took off her corset. I have the feeling that if she did those ridiculous tits would’ve spilled all over the place. But Ava does get piped. She screams and talks all kinds of dirty smack, and even lets Shane Diesel double dip his cock inside both holes. Repeatedly. Pay careful attention when this is going down. By the way she was moaning, Ava's pussy looks to be tighter than her asshole. Ava Devine you are one sick, slack-assed bitch. I would love to take you to dinner sometime.

Up third is Finesse Navarro and Devlin Weed. The fuck all over the place, but Devlin can never really give it to her hard. Scene 3 is slow stroke city, and at one point even the director has to shout out for a position change so he can see this girl's slant-eyed face.

And that brings us to petite little Arcadia Davida. L.T. takes his thick black cock to her sweet little snatch, but it’s that Asian ass he wants, and soon he’s all up in it, working his dick deep in that shit real good. Arcadia is a pro and loves it, and at one point she even has to tell L.T. to give it to her harder. You’re a rare breed, Arcadia. I would like to take you to dinner sometime as well.

Luv Dat Asian Azz 2 is solid through and through. I fired 7 stunning loads to one.

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