The dictionary defines the word professional as “a person who is expert at his or her work”. I define the phrase fucking bitch-ass amateur trick as “that stupid half-ass cunt Zack Miles”.

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Now you already know that Filthy DVD Reviews is run by professionals – and we are tireless. But what you may not know is how much of a dumb motherfucker Zack Miles is. We “viewed” his porn DVD Cream of The Crop 5 today, and let me tell you: somebody needs to put a fuckin’ bullet in this sorry douche-bag's head.

Never before have we seen such disgustingly sad pornography. This piece of shit hillbilly fuck is in every one of the 3 scenes.

First he fucks Kandis Kelly, a redhead whom he describes as hot. Then you get a look at the bitch and she’s an old flat-chested mature hag with no tits to speak of. She’s all fat and shit, and the sex featured in scene 1 is sadder than an AIDS wing of a children’s hospital.

A decent looking thick blond with big tits named Joy Klein gets the business from Zack next. This scene is even worse than the first one, and at one point, the other dude in the scene is just there playing with his flaccid white dick. This is total fucking bullshit.

The final “scene” of this “film” features the director/star dickhead again. Here he fucks a black girl named Cici Love. It’s totally half-ass.

EVERYTHING IN Cream of The Crop 5 IS FUCKING SHIT, from the girls to the fucking to the lighting and especially the goddamn shitty camera work. Zack Miles you stupid piece of shit, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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