Fucking Filmco and their preggo girls in Ready to Drop 34. I've never been a real fan of this preggo fetish shit, however, we are tireless professionals, so here we fucking go.

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Up first is a lesbian preggo scene. An average-looking but very busty non-preggo girl eats out her preggo friend. Her belly jiggles all over the fucking place, then she bangs her friend with a green vibrator with a light on the end of it, and even fucks her doggystyle with a strapon. Scene 1 is an A+.

The second scene stars a pretty Asian girl who got her petite body knocked up. She gets her suck and fuck on like she doesn't have a care in the world. I like that kind of enthusiasm.

The last preggo slut has a massive belly and so does her bloated dude. She proceeds to administer a shitty fucking blowjob, then after some dull doggystyle sex, homeboy oils his preggo babe up so well that she’s forced to jerk him off onto her swollen tits. Yawn.

The couple of times Ready to Drop 34 got me off were good solid loads, but I felt REAL guilty about watching a bunch of preggo babes go at it.

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Filthy DVD Reviews wants to firebomb Filmco Studios. Today we had to deal with The Hairy Gang, one of the sorriest fucking excuses for pornography we've ever seen.

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Scene 1 features a fat fugly Latina lookin’ bitch with one of the doughiest, hairiest snatches you've ever seen. This chick doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, so consequently her dude has to like push his dick in her with his hand 90% of the time. This is some seriously sad shit. This cunt just lays there like she’s a fucking corpse most of the time. I came seriously close to putting my boot through the fucking TV screen.

The slut in scene 2 is actually good looking, in that dirty porn whore sort of way, but the dude she fucks is old enough to be her fucking grandfather. She rides his white dick out by the spa, getting this old fuck off pretty good, and in the end his sticky cum dangles off her fucking lips.

In scene 3 it’s interracial sex time, but the sex here is some of the most boring black-on-white fucking that we've seen in awhile. Neither one of them looks all that into it.

Now the last and final scene of this waste of goddamn fucking time takes the fucking cake. This red-headed bitch is old – I mean really old – and Dino Bravo comes in and sticks her all sorts of ways. This post menopausal MILF slut looks like a fucking man! Hats off to you, “Mr. Bravo” for even being able to keep a stiffy. I couldn't.

If anybody out there is looking to join me on my firebombing run of Filmco Studios, then let me know ASAP. We're gonna take care of that sorry fucking excuse for a production company this motherfucking weekend.

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Today we're getting some BDSM action on with Virgin Bondage 2 from Spunky Spur Studios.

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A submissive blonde named Kristi gets disciplined first. Some dude old enough to be her grandfather first makes her tongue his riding crop, then puts rubber bands around her tits. The suspension cuffs are quickly brought out and soon Kristi’s hands are fastened tightly behind her head. After clipping clothespins around her bound tits, the older man spanks her ass red, and at the end it’s ‘zipper time’. Now for those of you unfamiliar with ‘the zipper’, the domainator takes a beaded string with clothespins attached to it and fastens them around his slave's tits (or wherever he/she wants). Then, after getting off off the buildup, Mr. or Mrs. Dominator pulls them quickly off, like you would a zipper. Not a bad scene, but I've seen some shit from European bondage films that would make ya vomit. This shit’s pretty tame in comparison.

Mistress Skye Blue and a young blonde girl with a cute lisp go at it next. After laying down the rules, Mistress Skye Blue spanks this hot little slut's perfect ass real fucking HARD, forcing me to blow a juicy load. While I was cleaning up some cum that dripped on my chest Mistress Skye Blue was busy clamping clothespins all over the skin of her little blonde slave. She attached them to her nipples, arms, neck, and even placed three on her pussy lips. Skye Blue then smacked them off with her riding crop until the whining bitch couldn’t take it. Scene 2 is far superior to scene 1.

Scared looking Candy Hill and another older Master finish this DVD up. There’s some spanking, then he ties Candy up, part of the rope pulling up on her pussy and asshole. Then the Master administers the zipper and flogs her back and ass. For the coup de grâce the Master brings out The Ring of Love, a device of his own design. It’s a ring with 10 clothespins attached to springs, and with Candy’s legs pushed back behind her head he attaches every one of them to her pussy lips and just leaves her there with the ring spreading open her glorious box. You’ve got a lot of time on your hands, Master.

Virgin Bondage 2 gives a nice glimpse into BDSM, but like I said before, you need to bring your shit if you wanna impress a professional like me.

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