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Teen DVD Reviews: Brats Inc. 1

A ton-o-semen is waiting to be shot all over Dane Productions’ awesome teen DVD, Brats Inc. 1.

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Sexy young Courtney starts it off by playing with her tight little toybox of a pussy. Then some guy comes in and puts his cock in her mouth, but the scene’s nearly 2/3 finished before he starts fucking her…with a condom. The sex moves kind of slow, but this busty teen Courtney is so young and hot that she’ll make any man blow multiple loads.

Next up is Tiffany, a petite brunette that has one hell-of-a sweet fucking body. She gets banged on the kitchen counter, and although this scene doesn’t seem like it at first, it’s totally fucking hot because of how totally fucking sexy teen Tiffany is. Scene 2 is HOT, baby!

Then it’s time for serious young pornstar Brittney Skye. She soaps her 32D tits in the bath while playing with her sweet little cunt, then she treats some LUCKY AS FUCK nerdy dude to the fuck session of his life. Brittney Skye does one for all the nerds of the world. Pencil protectors off to you, girl!

And last but for damn sure not least is Desert Rose. She’s young and hot and has a skinny little body that can't be beat. She takes an okay fucking, but like all these other scenes, it isn’t the sex that’s that so hot but how amazingly porn beautiful these teen brats are. I can assure you that you will blow several loads to Brats Inc. 1.

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Teen DVD Reviews: Babysitter 9

Jim Powers has brought us Babysitter 9, a seminal shooting teen fuckfest that must be jerked off to.

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The first scene stars tight little Asian teen Cheryl Dynasty, and two old, out of shape fucks that get to stick it to her. This bitch is wild in the sack and gets so wet that she can even stick her fingers up her pussy while there’s a cock up there. There’s finger-fucking, anal sex and double penetration, but what was most impressive was how easily dick went up this chick’s ass. She's a ho for sho, and if you doubt it, just pay careful attention to when Cheryl’s taking both of these cocks up her pussy at the same time. Booyah!

Sultry little blond teen, Jessie Jay gets used and abused second by a couple of married swingers who have their way with her. The husband gets his cock sucked while the blond wife fucks Jessie doggy style with a strap-on. And that strap-on earns its fucking keep; Jessie takes the husband's cock doggy style, rides it, takes it up her ass and even gets double penetrated. And even with all this hot shit the dude couldn’t stay hard. You are a worthless fuck, having brought shame to such a magnificent scene the way you did!

Third up is Brandy Starz. She’s kind of weird looking, and her skinny little bod is nice and sweet, but the way she took on two porn dudes left a lot to be desired. The shit’s pretty tame here, and Brandy isn’t much of noise maker, even when she’s taking it in the ass. I didn’t really know what to make of this scene, but it's still load-worthy.

Lastly is sexy/kind-of-crazy Kristina Black. Porn pro Dave Hardman fucks her in a cubicle all kinds of brilliant ways, at one point opening up her tight pussy until it gapes. Now Kristina knows what to sound like when she’s taking cock, her hot voice is enough to make you blow all on its own. Brandy Starz could learn a thing or ten from her.

Babysitter 9 is definitely the shit. It’s hot and highly whackable and worth adding to your private collection.

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Teen DVD Reviews: Teen Land 7

Legend Video and a teen DVD is what I got to enjoy today, albeit with conflicting emotions, in the form of Teen Land 7.

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Cytherea and her wicked sexy body is up first. Some motherfucker comes in and is lucky enough to have sex with her, but doesn’t manage to make her squirt -- which of course is what she’s known around the world for. The only thing this scene has going for it is its star. I can, and have, blown 3 loads just to stills of Cytherea.

Scene 2 starts off with Pussyman sticking his tongue up Cailey Taylor’s gorgeous ass, then Kyle Stone and Brain Surewood take it to Arianna Jollee. This bitch is hot, has a smoking hot body, and is so horny that she eventually lets these fuckers DP her. You're the bomb, Arianna Jollee.

Who's on 3rd? It's Cherry Poppins and her big firm boobs. She sucks good, gets face fucked good, and Scott Lyons finishes up by blowing his load on her face. They don’t have vag sex, and Cherry doesn’t even get her clothes off. I got so pissed here that I was forced to take the rest of the day off just on GP. That is how high MY standards are.

4th is Cailey Taylor, the amazingly hot Fallon Summers, and lucky mofo Billy Glide. They get their hot group sex on all over the place and it ain’t that good, but these two bitches are so fine that I could blow a couple of loads no matter what they do.

Last up is the notorious Lee Stone and cutie-pie/super slut Alex Rox. Lee delivers a solid whackable scene like he always does. He’s as consummate a professional as I would be in that situation.

I'm a bit torn over Teen Land 7. On the one hand I blew 7 solid jizz loads to it, but on the other hand, I can’t stand when hot pieces of barely legal ass aren’t thoroughly screwed to their utmost. I have no use for mediocrity.

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Teen DVD Reviews: 18 and Confused 7

Today it’s Horizon DVD’s 18 and Confused 7, an okay porn movie in that glorious “amateur” niche.

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Erika Kole walks in wearing glasses and looking like a nerdy girl, but then she quicklystarts giving Chuck Martino a damn good suck job. She strokes her own clit while getting finger fucked and takes a hard dicking from Chuck, eventually getting a load blown all over her. Decent start.

Big and well-hung Ben English ravages Katie Morgan. He vigorously eats her pussy and she jerks his shaft with authority. Then Mr. English throws his dick between her sweet tits. After deciding to let her leave her panties on, Ben pulls them to the side jizz into her tits like lotion. Katie Morgan you’re a fuckin’ star.

Don Hollywood then takes his fat old cock to the pale-skinned Allison Wyte. This bullshit scene looks exactly like what it is -- an old man who has lost his steam getting to fuck a beautiful young chick. The fucking is slow and old, and when it’s done, Allison takes a cumshot right in the mouth which she immediately spits up. She’s clearly disgusted, and so was I.

Mr. Pete, his stupid braids, and Misty Parks go last. Petey gives her a decent sticking, but the funniest shit about this scene is when the fucking is interrupted by a ringing phone, and not one but two airplanes flying overhead. And be sure to catch that cumshot. Misty Parks looks like the last thing she wants in all of eternity is to take Mr. Pete’s seed on her face. But she takes it anyway, because she is a porn whore and she's getting paid. I love ya, baby.

18 and Confused 7 ain’t exactly memorable, but its definitely got some good whack material. You could do worse.

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