Acid Rain has delivered Oh That’s Tight, a short 3-scener that packs one hell-of-a motherfuckin’ punch.

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Blonde pornstar Alana Evans goes first. She gets her ass munched by the venerable Benjamin Brat, then she deep-throats his cock and licks his ass and chode. Ben then proceeds to stuff 3 fingers up her ass, followed by his dick, at the end giving her an anal orgasm.

2^nd is the Queen of Squirt herself, Cytheria. Aging porno stud, Alex Sanders gives her a solid all around dicking, making her spray her liquid a miraculous 7 times. Cytherea is pornography personified, and this scene is so fucking hot that we were forced to take the rest of the afternoon off.

We clocked back in around 9 in the evening and finished up Oh That’s Tight with Ted Hunter and this cute little porno slut named Jessie. She reminded me of a girl I used to bang in junior high, so I had a special affinity for this one. The fucking is decent, but I found myself reminiscing while I blew my loads. But what I have no patience for is sub-par production. Cellphones, power saws, and hammering can all be heard during this scene. What the fuck kinda bullshit is that?!?!

Oh That’s Tight does it fucking right as rain. I fired 7 loads to it, mostly ‘cause of that beautiful squirting bitch Cytherea. You are the shit, girl.

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Acid Rain ain’t fucking around today with Stack em’ Deep, a wicked raw-bangin’ 6-scene flick that’s sure to satisfy the sick fuck in you.

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Sexy and petite Lauren Phoenix gets her ass violated first. Benjamin Brat eats out her bunghole while she’s sucking off Mr. Pete, going so far as to stick his fingers up her ass and then have Lauren lick ‘em clean. Both these porn pros bypass her pussy and go straight for and up her asshole. Then this twisted little bitch even eats Ben’s ass out. And you know it’s coming…the double penetration (DP) is vicious. Bravo, scene 1.

Asian pornstar Lyla Lei then gets used and abused by Alex Sanders, who makes her bark like a dog before face fucking the shit out of her, making her gag so fucking much there ends up being spit and drool everywhere. Then Alex lubes up her asshole and goes to town. This bitch loves it, especially when he starts double-dipping. Solid, scene 2.

Ava Devine gets throttled third. Brian Surewood and Mr. Pete treat this aging MILF slut like the whore bag she is, slapping her big fake boobs all over the place and shoving their dicks up her ass as hard as she can take it. And pay careful attention when each of these dudes goes up her asshole; never have I seen a cock go so easily up a woman’s ass. Ava Devine, you are Princess Porn Whoreness of The Magical Slut Land. Nobody does it like you.

Ah Simone…Lee Stone gets to take it to this cute piece of ass. He slays her all over the room in all kinds of crazy positions, then drops his jizz all over her pretty face. Lucky motherfucker!

Scene 5 is a tad off putting. Emily DaVinci is a scary little white girl with a fucked up hair style and real stupid sounding voice. I couldn’t get past that, and almost wasn’t able to blow a load to her fucking.

And finally Ariana Jollee. Ms. Jollee is quickly becoming one of our favorite porn starlets, and scene 6 will show you why. She takes on two much older guys with all the porn style and grace that most young sluts lack. Her own fingers up her ass, squirting, double penetration; there ain’t nothing this sweet cunt can’t do.

Stack em’ Deep was a goddamn ray of fucking sunshine. We put in a solid days work to it, firing 8 glorious loads. Nothing more needs to be said.

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The prolific Mark Wood has bestowed upon us Bangin in Da Hood 8, a white-on-black interracial fuck fest that ain’t half bad.

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Mya Mason looks like an 18 year old stick figure. She's fine as hell, but skinny as fuck. She moves and shakes her petite booty all over Mark’s cock, and in return he slays the fuck outta her. At the end, he gives this anorexic ho a mouth full of his seed. A fine start.

Next is Mercury and Rick Masters. This black girl has a sweet pair of tits, and after taking a modest face fucking she takes the cock like a goddamn sex veteran should. Ms. Mercury ain’t the most vocal bitch, but when she takes it in the ass, she lets it be known. And for some reason here it’s Mark that gets to stuff it in her asshole, but at the end she eats two loads -- both his and Rick’s cum. Good girl.

Tony Michaels then breaks Lady Tiger’s on film cherry. Tiger can shake her ass real good but she can’t deep throat a dick for shit. She’ll need to work on that, along with her enthusiasm for getting dicked. And one last thing, she can’t be cum-dodging. Next time she better open wide and fucking bring it!

Last up is Mark Wood again taking it to Angela Divine. This is one fugly bitch, but she does have a serious ass and she knows how to ride dick and bring the noise. I love the moaning, and Angela never shuts the fuck up. Mark makes her cum several times, and at one point she even shouts out “I love white dick!”. Ms. Divine is the shit!

I may have seen better, but Bangin in Da Hood 8 has got some radical moments and is worth a good look. It's rating a solid 6 on the whack-o-meter.

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Skin Tight’s trying to slide a couple by us today with Chunky Cheerleaders 2, a so-so flick that has some decent highs coupled with some horrid fucking lows.

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Malorie Marx is an average-looking Latina chick with a decent body. She's a little chubby, but nowhere near “chunky”. She sucks cock like she wants to do it for a living, then dives into getting fucked by Mark Wood with the kind of reckless abandon that makes our fucking day. The hot moaning coming out of her dirty mouth got me off twice. Damn fine job, Malorie.

Scene 2 features Jeremy Steele taking it to this BBW cheerleader. Now this girl is fat, and throughout the course of the scene, Mr. Steele takes every opportunity to remind her of it. It’s damn funny, but what is no laughing matter is how Jeremy loses his erection while fucking this chubby bitch. I can understand a little performance anxiety, but “Mr. Steele”, you are supposed to be a professional, just like us. Fix that shit!

Scene 3 starts off with Jeremy and the beautiful fat girl, Lauren Smith. They’re supervising two chunky cheerleader bitches while they workout topless. After that funny shit the hot black BBW Nika Chanel gets some good white dick from Jeremy. The sex is very hot, so much so that two more loads got fired real nice and good.

The last scene is complete dogshit. This fat MILF and this older guy go at each other in a real sad way. The middle-aged fuck has one pathetic little dick. It didn’t even look like he was hard the entire time. Scene 4 pissed me off something fierce.

Scenes 2 & 4 are below average. Scenes 1 & 3 got it goin’ on. Four loads blown to Chunky Cheerleaders 2.

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Pure Filth is living up to its name today by bringing us Girl Bang, a damn fine lesbian orgy DVD that’ll leave you wanting more and more and FUCKING MORE of the Sapphic lickfest!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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13 bitches are getting their freak on in this delicious dyke inferno. This flick features all kinds of amazing lesbo shit -- nipples fucking vaginas, hardcore finger banging, vibrators and dildos, tons of muff diving, 69 action, and plenty of – what we fell particularly in love with – the filthy dirty girl talk.

These lesbos prove pretty conclusively that they don’t necessarily need the cock, but I got the feeling that if one was there, these horny sluts would eat the fuck out of it. And I do literally mean “eat”. They probably would’ve bitten that shit off, divided it up, then drank it down with a nice Chianti.

Girl Bang has got all the hot lesbian action you can handle, but it drifts and drags at points. What holds it together is the fact that there are ten exposed breasts at all times. It's worth at least 7 pearly loads and well-worth your fucking time.

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Fucking Filmco and their preggo girls in Ready to Drop 34. I've never been a real fan of this preggo fetish shit, however, we are tireless professionals, so here we fucking go.

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Up first is a lesbian preggo scene. An average-looking but very busty non-preggo girl eats out her preggo friend. Her belly jiggles all over the fucking place, then she bangs her friend with a green vibrator with a light on the end of it, and even fucks her doggystyle with a strapon. Scene 1 is an A+.

The second scene stars a pretty Asian girl who got her petite body knocked up. She gets her suck and fuck on like she doesn't have a care in the world. I like that kind of enthusiasm.

The last preggo slut has a massive belly and so does her bloated dude. She proceeds to administer a shitty fucking blowjob, then after some dull doggystyle sex, homeboy oils his preggo babe up so well that she’s forced to jerk him off onto her swollen tits. Yawn.

The couple of times Ready to Drop 34 got me off were good solid loads, but I felt REAL guilty about watching a bunch of preggo babes go at it.

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Visual Images is letting us get our anal sex on today with All About Ass 10, a phoned-in production that is as half-assed as they come.

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Goofy looking blonde pornstar Julie Night takes it up the pooper first. She warms her asshole up with a dildo, gets brutally face-fucked, then her dude goes straight to her ass. There are some decent gaping anal shots and at one point this lucky fuck even spits into her ass for some additional lube. You gotta do what ya gotta do, mang!

Ruby is up next. Darren James and his black monster cock go right up this bitches ass, but Ruby can’t take it very fast. She likes it slow, and keeps a running vibrator wand on her clit 90% of the time. This scene was a REAL...SLOW...FUCK...but I've always loved when a bitch tells her man how to do it. Rock the fuck on Ruby!

Skinny black/white-girl sounding Mandy Malone is third. Mark Wood gives it to her up her crapper and she loves it. She takes it as fast and hard as if it were going up her well-fucked pussy. I loved the way she squealed.

Last up is Austin O’Riley and her pornstar body. It’s Mark Wood’s turn again and after getting a nice blowjob he boards the A-train straight to heaven. He gives it to her hard and hits all the positions, but their scene was just lacking that certain something. Whatever.

This anal sex DVD will get the loads outta ya but is in no way a memorable flick. I've already forgotten its name, and I ain’t gonna scroll to the top of the page to find out what it is, nor am I gonna cast my eyes up the few degrees it would take to bring the box cover into my line of sight.

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Filthy DVD Reviews wants to firebomb Filmco Studios. Today we had to deal with The Hairy Gang, one of the sorriest fucking excuses for pornography we've ever seen.

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Scene 1 features a fat fugly Latina lookin’ bitch with one of the doughiest, hairiest snatches you've ever seen. This chick doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, so consequently her dude has to like push his dick in her with his hand 90% of the time. This is some seriously sad shit. This cunt just lays there like she’s a fucking corpse most of the time. I came seriously close to putting my boot through the fucking TV screen.

The slut in scene 2 is actually good looking, in that dirty porn whore sort of way, but the dude she fucks is old enough to be her fucking grandfather. She rides his white dick out by the spa, getting this old fuck off pretty good, and in the end his sticky cum dangles off her fucking lips.

In scene 3 it’s interracial sex time, but the sex here is some of the most boring black-on-white fucking that we've seen in awhile. Neither one of them looks all that into it.

Now the last and final scene of this waste of goddamn fucking time takes the fucking cake. This red-headed bitch is old – I mean really old – and Dino Bravo comes in and sticks her all sorts of ways. This post menopausal MILF slut looks like a fucking man! Hats off to you, “Mr. Bravo” for even being able to keep a stiffy. I couldn't.

If anybody out there is looking to join me on my firebombing run of Filmco Studios, then let me know ASAP. We're gonna take care of that sorry fucking excuse for a production company this motherfucking weekend.

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It’s time for an interracial gangbang and Cutting Edge is taking care of us with Bangin’ Whitey, a black-on-blonde fuck fest that delivers the goods.

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Cytherea sets it off by taking down every inch of Mandingo’s Alabama Black Snake. She devours his big black dick because she wants it all, and Mandingo gives it to her, cleaning out her filthy pipes to the utmost. Scene 1 is RAW and RAUNCHY.

Jasmine Tame – her middle name should be “Ain’t” – then takes on 5 different black dudes, led by the illustrious Charlie Mac. She lets them blowbang her while she jacks their dicks off, at one point taking all of them in her mouth at the same time. A mouth full of black meat! There’s no fucking, which disappointed me a bit, but at the end they all drop jizz in her mouth, except the last guy, who blows his cum load all over Jasmine’s sweet ass.

Staci Thorn then takes Mr. Marcus’ meat. She is a hot blonde girl, and her pretty face gets fucked all to shit. Mr. Marcus then bends her over a table and pipes her real good, eventually forcing his dick up her tight anal cavity. He cleans that white girl's motherfuckin’ ass out!

Holly Wellin’s batting 4^th. She also sucks on five different black cocks, but these special guys have got tickets to Vag-Town. These dudes all take turns reaming her pussy out, and in the end she eats all their cum like candy. Holly, you are one. Damn. Fine. Whore.

Haley Scott then wraps things up, taking a pair of black dicks like she’s getting paid to. Her dudes get their finger-fuck action on, but I found it difficult to truly enjoy this scene because Haley’s starting to let herself go. Get your chubby bitch ass into the fucking gym, slut! What the fuck business do you think you’re in?!?!

Lots of peaks and a couple of valley’s for Bangin’ Whitey, but all in fucking all it’s worth the time. These blond girls take serious a black cock drilling, causing me to fire off 7 serious loads.

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Acid Rain this fine day is showering us with a good helping of the rough stuff with The Ole’ In & Out.

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Shayna Night and her small tits kick things off with a threesome with Chris Charming and Tyce Bune. Both of these porno pros choke the fuck out of this dirty little slut, then segue right into the hard finger fuck action, violating both her vaginal and anal canal. By this time, you know the double penetration (DP) action is coming, and it does so with authority. Shayna’s mom must be proud. Mine would be.

Trampy but good looking Miss Arroyo then gets her ass slayed by Lee Stone. He skips her pussy altogether, going right for the Hershey highway. He drills this bitch a new one that she ain’t ever gonna fucking recover from. Scene 2 is some relentless ass-fucking hardcore.

Goth looking bitch Renee Pornero then gets used and abused by Benjamin Brat and Chris Charming. After munching and rimming Ben’s ass, Renee gets DP’d and double dipped so many fucking times that I fell in love with her. This is a dirty bitch who doesn’t care where your dick’s been. That means a lot to me.

Tyla Wynn is that hot slut perfect pornstar looking type. Sascha comes in and slaps her face and tits around then makes her squeal like a pig when he shoves his cock up her ass. At one point, he even pulls her asshole apart so wide he could’ve fit his whole fucking arm up it. This hot slut even queefs twice in a row when Sascha lets his dick slip outta her ass, causing the director to say “awesome”, which in turn made me say “awesome”.

The Ole’ In & Out ain’t for the squeamish. The girls gets treated like little fuck dolls, and they're going to be walking funny for a month. I knows that my dick’s gonna indeed be sore for awhile from blowing the 6 rough loads I gave up to this flick.

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